The previous day – and my last post – had been cold & rainy in Tel Aviv, which, during the summer, is warm and has great beaches. Next time I visit it’ll be summer – hot, not cold, and I’ll spend more time at the beach. And, God(s?) willing, there will be no killing! Please, peace!
But here I was, so off I went. Several suggested destinations in mind, camera in phone in hand, I started with the “old cemetery” near my hotel. Ah, the humanity – and that one cool bird…














Then, I walked to the Carmel Market, top of the local “to do” lists. In contrast to Jerusalem, a holy land pilgrimage site, Tel Aviv is more of a city, with a bit of the gritty – like the cops rousting a homeless guy, an actual fight I witnessed in the market, and unlike religious Jerusalem, more secular sexiness.
Carmel Market was bustling & crowded, with lots to buy, or to eat, or both. So, take a look…





































I walked through the whole thing and kept going to the Neve Tzedek neighborhood, then turned left and walked the length of Rothschild Boulevard. Lots of art, and politics, and tragedies to be overcome, and other stuff, found everywhere…


























After a long day walking, punctuated by cafe breaks, I stopped by Kikar Dizengoff on my way back to the hotel and took these pix of a large memorial to the hostages taken on October 7th. Not coincidentally, it’s right near Hostage Square, where the next day three hostages came home.
Next, I popped over to Mike’s Place for some dinner, took in the kite surfers, and on the way back took that pic of the US Embassy which caused me to be stopped and interrogated. No problem. (Arresting model from a magazine in my hotel room.)
















Next day…
As I am departing Tel Aviv on this 8th of February 2025, three hostages are being released by Hamas and, according to CNN, hundreds are gathering at Hostage Square, which is near where I was walking yesterday. Sadly, some of their family members were killed and they are not in good shape. Israel is returning over 100 Palestinian prisoners in exchange. And the backdrop is Netanyahu’s visit to Trump, $7B in weapons for Israel, and Trump’s audacious suggestion that the US take over and transform Gaza. Ah, to live in interesting times.
Shift?
Indulge me in this whacky idea… I occasionally tell a joke which I call racist, but is not, yet does engage some cultural stereotypes. It goes like this: Heaven is where the Germans are the mechanics, the British are the police, the Italians are the cooks, the French are the lovers, and it’s all run by the Swiss. Hell is where the French are the mechanics, the Germans are the police, the British are the cooks, the Swiss are the lovers, and its all run by the Italians. Truth and/or consequences?
I used that as a heuristic to find out about the cultural stereotypes of the Middle East. My Jordanian guide Adnan suggested that the Egyptians were the builders, the Syrians were the techs, but also maybe the Iraqis (once upon a time), the Lebanese were the lovers, the Saudis and/or the Kuwaitis were the businessmen, something about the Iranians I can’t remember, but he wasn’t sure about the Turks, the Jordanians, the Emiratees, Qataris, etc. He did not love my suggestion that it should all be run by the Israelis, and offered the Omanis instead.
However, it occurs to me that the Middle East would do well to at least let the Israelis be advisors, or the brains behind the power structures. Think about the fact that as stewards of Jerusalem they support multiple religions, including and especially Islam. Consider the Nobel Prize. Unlike Muslims and Christians, Jews do not proselytize. They’re actually pretty laid back, or would like to be. But when it comes to surviving in the desert, or in a hostile neighborhood, they rock. Of course, that’ll never happen, but we can exercise our imaginations, no? The world is a tragedy to those who feel, a comedy to those who think. Think more, laugh more – hate less, get laid back! Lots more to this nuanced & fraught discussion. Care to engage?
The same driver, Itzik/Isaac, who picked me up at the Israeli border and took me to Jerusalem, then took me to Tel Aviv, also took me to the airport. Each time we had a good conversation. This batch has dawn breaking through a dirty (salty) window, more on the hostages – including one released today – and views of Mount Olympus? etc…












Because I had a long layover in Rome, I spent the night at the Hotel Tiber (which provided a nice shuttle service from and to the Leonardo da Vinci airport) and had a great walk and a good dinner in Fiumicino.













From the plane – some Alps, etc…






Back home in La Honda CA, with some turkey courtship on my return bike ride, and another one of Mary Lynn’s excellent music productions at LHE…



Closing credits blooper reel?
Something’s wrong with my video downloads and only my time lapses seem to work. Unfair enough, I’ll close this post with some of the quick clips from my 2025 trip to the Middle East…
I’m only home for three weeks before my next trip. Unless…?






































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































